(disclaimer: a mixture of what happened and what could have taken place in this post, due to how meaty the update is, it is likely a lengthy or very lenghty post in reference to the amount of content in the update).
“I ever tell you about the time my buddy keith was turned into a stress ball at his expense? We were waiting for Amber, Wires and Janet to get back so Jay and Madison decide to punt him repeatedly for amusement and such. He is not a happy camper i ca-” Keith screaming at the top of his lungs as he hits the side of nearby building hard from being punted, gets picked up and gets punted again by Madison
(insert a while later, finally arriving at area 51)
“I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith was finally thrilled to make it to area 51? After all the shenanigans and such that took place before, a-” gets side lined and interrupted by orange man
“Wasn’t expecting visitors, but not to worry, I throw welcoming parties like no one else does! Believe me, things have NEVER been better! This virus shtick is just a hiccup and such” (insert dialogue that gets cut when the whole gang decides to murder orange man) .
“I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith went into a coma due to a hideous stench due to some expired chemicals Wires fell into? Well, needless to say after all that was taken care of, enjoyed some pizza from the SCP-458 like box Amber found to forget about that a-”
“THERES FISHIES SWIMMING IN THOSE CONTAINERS!” Madison shouts while visibly drooling as she sees enlarged fish swimming in the chemicals, then proceeds to hit the button that opens the floor, causing her, Amber, Janet, and Annie to fall into the tubs of expired chemicals labled XS-01 and Janets camera being caught by John
Keith asks Jay “Will you control your damn girlfriend?!? I wanna go to space to enact my plan already!”
Jay gives him the middle finger
(Needless to say, from the XS-01 chemical vats emerged Amber Chavez the number one Momma, Annie the nerd whos bigger than Wire’s RV, then came Madison the bane of all fish/fish people, huge belly sporting the said fish she consumed, amplifying her lust and hunger for fish and quality time with Jay, and lastly, Janet who is likely the ultimate swearer that she makes even the saltiest sailors look like flawless clergy members, could not state the things Janet uttered given how not only Keith had a face of abject horror with loss of color to his face, the mods would nuke this post).
(Another while later, after launching the space shuttle)
“On MAN the heated argument between Mustache Keith and just Keith was amazing, Amber decided to be a justified troll and stuffs Keith in her inventory and as the Space shuttle door was closing, he tried to escape to no avail. So-” gets Interrupted by mustache Keith regarding the next plan “Ok”
(After escaping area 51 with the rods somehow)
“I tell you how the interaction between mustache Keith and Keith prime went? Mustache Keith argued 2 Keiths are better than 1, but Keith prime wasn’t having any of it, so he absorbed Mustache Keith. Right after he did, I saw Keith prime suffer a stroke, aneurysm, seizure, heart attack, and hives from some of the memories he viewed. Some of the campus folks laughed at his expense, I had to keep a poker face though, an-” Jackie, running for dear life “MADISON GET AWAY FROM ME YOU GLUTTONOUS B*H!" With a bigger Madison chasing after her with hungry intentions
Jay responds with "Ah st, here we go again.”
(As for what happens to either Jackie or Madison, this image should help out the viewer regarding the outcome).
(not mistake with Amber mom)
), I am curious as I am not Patreon user and if it is so I’d love it.