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NEW FATTY: “Tasty Burger”
RANKING: STARVED
DESCRIPTION: A semmingly delicious looking burger employes are ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶o̶w̶e̶d̶ “encouraged” to have a taste. It is ̶e̶x̶t̶r̶e̶m̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶d̶a̶n̶g̶e̶r̶o̶u̶s̶ “very good for the body”. It is too tasty.
HOW IT WORKS: When an agent works with the abnormality they will have a chance to consume the burger, which will leave some crumbs on their cheeks, employes who have consumed the burger will be unable to gain any weight, from work with abnormalities. If at any point the anomaly breaks out, ebery single employe who has worked with the anomaly during the day will imediatly become immobile and begin chanting praises about the burger any employe who comes near one of the affected individuals has a chance to become enticed, which in that case they will make their way to where the burger currently is, if they are able to take a bite they will become a burger fanatic and begin chacing other employes and clerks to forcibly make them take a bite out of the burger.
The burger has an higher chance to escape depending on how many people have come into contact with the burger, if any employe becomes immobile during the day the qliporth countdown will go down by one. Any attempts to give the burger to the manager will result in imeddiate termination.