SAVE THE WORLD… OR EAT IT?
Sorry for vanishing! To quote the good Dr. Malcom, “Life… finds a way.” Or something.
Time for update 0.7! Update 0.7 is non-compatible with old saves. For your convenience, skips to phases 2 and 3 have been provided, with certain characters selected.
Explore and escape the Ham, the prison you’ve been thrown into! This update’s narrative ends upon reaching, or returning, rather, to your faction’s base, which is now your home base!
Stage-2 supports for some characters, unlocked by progressing the story! These are currently just for characters from phase 1.
New sizes for every character in the game!
Animated sprites on Battle screens!
New characters–Friends! These are characters new and old from the story, now able to join you. They aren’t as elaborate as the main cast, but they’ve got actual personalities, so they’re a bit better than generics? Included in this update are Maria, Susan, and Polly, all of whom can be found in Phase 2! Also, recruitable cowgirl!
That opening hatred gag that got me way too much attention has been tweaked to better reflect or foreshadow other long-running gags. But know that my heart is literally and metaphorically so, so leftist.
More info in the patch notes file included with the download!
- Your old save WON’T WORK. Apologies again.
- This is a work-in-progress, so as ever be mindful of this. Save often, make back up saves, and also recycle. But yeah, there will be bugs, invariably.
*There’s a certain political lean to the writing, and that lean is LEFT. Headsup if you don’t like that.
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I don’t update it enough, but I appreciate any and all support!
This is the original interactive, never mind the 2.0 moniker Fatties Eating Fatties.
Most of the eventual ‘episodes’ will be from there, so if you wanna SPOIL stuff feel free to navigate the nightmare that is writingdotcom. Hell, you could even add to it!