Looking for certain game

I need some help finding a text adventure game I played a while back. It was on textadventures.co.uk but I think it may be unlisted and require an external link.

It’s a puzzle-based dungeon crawl made on Quest that is medieval fantasy themed but throws in modern anachronisms and doesn’t fully take itself seriously. The main character is a female elf and the first thing you get is a pair of talking sunglasses during the introduction. As for weight gain, there were a few different ways of causing it, including eating some pink mushrooms, smashing a statue, and eating a massive steak- all on the first floor.

If anyone could help me find the link to it I would really appreciate it!

Pretty sure this is what you’re looking for.


Yes it is. Thank you, I spent three hours searching for this before I considered making the post.