Yo, yo and hello. Remember that shitty game from the 2020 game jam? The ONLY shitty game I mean. That overly-grindy, way too obnoxious game where you get to play as an NPC and fatten up adventurers? That stupid game who’s only redeeming quality was the fantastic artwork? Well, apparantly the idiot who made that game hasn’t learned their lesson yet. And as if they weren’t already the rextbook definition of insanity, they are making a spiritual successor to the game you already wish you forgot. And then because it has worked out so well for so many film franchises, this game is also a PREQUEL! Let’s go ahead and check all the boxes for a sure fire flop.
If you are already cringing at the thought of such an abomination being willed into existence, fear not! Featuring the amazing artwork of CJ-X4, at least one part of this train-wreck will be amazing! The game will feature 6 adventurers to fatten up, and just like the previous game, so little plot that it’d make a 90’s porno blush. And this time to make sure that the game at least functions and that there aren’t so many grammar mistakes you might have to make sure you ain’t suffering a stroke, idknw is joining this project as an EDITOR. I don’t know what that means, but it’s in all caps so you know it should at least pretend to be important.
If you are getting your hopes up that development hell might spare us all from the anguish that this game will become… I simply suggest that ye abandon all hope… THERES A RELEASE DATE FOR THE FIRST CHAPTER! So go ahead and prep your underground bunkers and ready your tinfoil hats because you have until July 30th to make peace with whatever diety you think might spare you…
EDIT: Due to unforeseen scheduling issues, life and a few other unforeseen factors, we have decided to go ahead and delay the release of the game until August 7th at the latest. While I regret having to delay this game, I would prefer that this game be as polished as possible at release. And when you are as rough around the edges as I am… That takes more work than the initial deadline would allow for. My sincerest apologies to all those I have let down with this delay.
Ya know, I think I’m finally starting to understand why I got fired from my car salesman job…
Seriously though, if ya wanna keep in the loop as far as updates check out cj’s twitter. Or better yet, check out his patreon.
cj’s twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/CJX41
cj’s patreon: Cj-X4 is creating fat art, sprites and games for a living | Patreon
I promise ya, his work is fantastic. Much better than whatever this mythical chikin fucker can do.
EDIT: Before you post, remove that last line.
EDIT 2: For all you masochists who want to try the originally NPC Simulator, it’s trash. Save yourself some time and don’t play it.