Have you ever wanted to escort a ditzy, hungry girl across the world? Well, now you can with:
Some Bullshit (working title)
This game contains mostly stuffing with food inflation + burps. No weight gain as of now, though it will be coming in future. Roughly 6-7 hours of game-play has been made depending on how fast you mash that enter key to skip dialogue.
One character is your more standard fighter, however, his companion has been gifted with magical abilities. This magic is fueled by food she eats and digests in combat. She gains skills throughout the story and through your choices in events, you can set her on the path of purity or gluttony - with corresponding rewards. Along the way, you will ski preppy kids, steal bad guys food, market fancy goblin beer, and return some slabs.
Often times you will be presented with choices for a character to steal food or not. As this is a stuffing focused game, YOU WILL BE REWARDED FOR EITHER OPTION, so pick whatever option you think makes the most sense for yourself!
It is early in development so expect some bugs and please let me know if you run into them.
Update 8 - The Big City:
FINALLY our heroes have arrived to the big city. Their quest is complete and Pro can relax and go on vacation… except not! The city is locked down with a major conspiracy afoot! How will the duo get in front of the King to deliver the letter and their plea for assistance to retake their hometown if they can’t even go outside to get a drink of beer?
Please see update number 8 to my game containing the Capital. This is by far my biggest update containing a bunch of new features like expanded combat and a replay scene tool which you unlock at the conclusion of the chapter plot. There is also a sidequest at the end that I recommend you don’t skip! Remember to save often, you never know when your new favorite scene can be around corner. And if you do have ideas or notice any bugs, please let me know, bugs can sneak in the most unexpected ways.
A very special thanks to Clinko,James and all my other testers for helping make the game playable so quickly! Plus all the extra art assets are every welcome.
One thing to note, I am still working on this update, there will be another patch in the coming month. I sadly did not get to all the post chapter I wanted to but my free time will be more restricted in the coming weeks. So instead of delaying this update even further, I figured it would be okay to release now so people don’t need to wait for some overall smaller optional additions. It already is bigger than any other release, so hopefully you can forgive my haste! From that haste you may notice a couple small things, like the title screen not being full updated to reflect the new chapter! Works in progress I apologize!
Remember, YOU CAN CARRY YOUR SAVES FROM THE OLD VERSION. Simply go to where you first installed the game, look for the folder titled “save” and copy and paste the entire folder into where you installed the new version. You do not need replay the entire thing.