So I finished .6 (On my birthday no less), and this is definitely one of the better updates for Apostles, but i feel it was a bit Boy who cried Wolf, cause JESUS does this get dark, much more then previous updates but that is not something (I at least) will hold against the game, just think the scaling of dark shit between .4,.5 and .6 are not equivalent, as I will get into in the review
SPOILERS FOR .6 IF YOU HAVEN’T PLAYED .6 AND GIVE A SHIT DON’T UNBLUR THE TEXT
This is just my opinion, you are free to disagree as you like
Pros:
Saucapalooza: With where this update goes and what it deals with/implies, the fact you made the sauce still flow aplenty is a welcome surprise, this may be my Hypno/MC loving side coming in, but the Dina and L scene is definitely up there for the best in the game so far, If there is anyone who isn’t in the shadow realm that deserves to get the sledgehammer treatment to the mind, then it is definitely Dina, and seeing that L has and will not restrained herself in doing so is great to hear, the new sprites for Pamela and Jacob are also fantastic (Thank you, Cj-X4 if he did them)
Fortunate Son: Actually getting to see the people mentioned by Steph/Pamela(Those are the ones I’m certain of, unsure if the other people have relations). The squad getting ambushed by rebels and Jim(possibly with the help of Gretel/the apostles) surviving a knife attack by the rebel girl and choosing whether or not to save or kill her. It was an unexpected but welcome break, akin to Galloway’s breaks in .5, showing the world outside of Auburnwoods.
Fahkeet: The level of darkness in this game went into fucking overdrive, deadass, this is not a bad thing for me, I love me some well done grimdark, as stated in the intro, this is a shade much darker than the previous updates with your warning, and so it got sneak attack damage on my psyche (Was not expecting Gretel’s Mental Break to go as far as it did, but i am ok with the fact it did) this was akin to the final stage of Hotline Miami 2 (Hence the title being the music for that stage) in terms of my mental confusion at this part. which leads me into
Gretcon 4:I have my personal theory on what has been going on with Gretel, and for better or for worse this update has raised 4 questions for every one answered. She is sincerely enigmatic as fuck and I am here for it, albeit I already gathered she was extremely powerful via context clues and the Gretel variant of the Slaver scene. My theory on her this update has both been emboldened and muddied. The characters split second blinking in and out of existence was also a nice touch, albeit one that really makes me worried for Gretel.
Through Suffering to the Stars: Waxer’s ability to write “monologues” (Not sure if it counts, but fuck it) has been once again proven, the Per Aspera scene was great, albeit I may be biased, with my foot also in the Hypno Community, I kinda saw this as a good critique of some Hypno games, the ones where you basically just homogenize the girls personalities and turn them into while lovable, repetitive wives (Corruption, as much as I love you, i’m looking at you here) cause I agree with both of them, L cause Steph could potentially fuck herself up with Ivo’s fast, Gretel because where does correcting flaws and suffering end? It is a really well done scene and I’m not even sure if Gretel was Hansel(Edgy Eyes Gretel, since we don’t have a name for that state i don’t think) in that speech
Sebastion: Was not expecting the twist on their relationship, and the fact he is the Batman of the Apostles to Gretel’s Superman surprises me (Contingency plans, relatives died, etc.). And the fact that he is doing his best to pull the good out of her really warms my heart.
Red Dead Garlic Bread: I am starting to see a Motif in this game(Even if it may not be intentional) of Redemption vs. Regression, the Adventurer trials and choices you can do with them, the town coming back from the brink, Gretel’s War Crimes, Sebastian’s wife, L’s Parents, and i’m sure there are more examples but it is a nice theme, and it is genuinely helping to counterbalance the darker moments of the game, knowing that a good ending is possible for these characters, even if it requires struggle.
Wilting Violet: While only for a short bit of the update (Considering she is Gretel’s main prisoner, this surprised me in the moment but made sense in grander context) the fact she seemed to finally showed some emotion besides anger, frustration and it’s cousins is a welcome sight, albeit curing Gretel of what ails her to have the opening shots become canon is now my priority number one.
Cons:
Dazed and Confused: .6 and .5 both really threw the book at my face in different ways, this update threw me into Gretel’s Break and all the shit and confusing details of it (“Wait Infanticide? Who the fuck are you? Wait, the fuck? HuH?!”) and then the updated ended. They both share the common problem of overstimulating my brain (.5 with Lore and .6 with Lore on a Bad Trip) and then going “That’s all folks!”. This is not the worst, since i do understand this is the “Episode” climax, but that doesn’t stop me from wondering wtf just happened. Which if that’s what you meant to happen, I congratulate you.
That is all i can think to say on it as of 8/5/2021, overall this update rediscovered the balance of sauce and story again that made me fall in love with this game in the first place, and while this update is the first to make me say “WAIT YOU’RE JUST LEAVING IT LIKE THAT!?” I can’t deny I enjoyed the update thoroughly, the complicating enigma of Gretel, the sauce across the update, the break from reality at the end, it is the crashing worlds of Spec Ops the Line/Hotline Miami 2 and Weight Gain that I have constantly enjoyed about this series, and while when the cards are down I will side with the people who will deliver the sauce, you have done a damn good job muddying the waters and making me question whether I am wearing a black hat or white hat when playing this game. I am giving this an score of 9.8/10, Waxer really knocked it out of the park with this one (albeit no immobile blob harems yet so no 10/10). Joking aside I am still coming down from the fucking trip that was that penultimate scene and I mean that as a compliment, keep up the good work Waxer and if you go darker, for the love of whatever god you believe in, change the intensity of the warnings for depending on the update, the same update from .4 and .5 is like saying “Hey, it’s a bit hot out today” when taking a step outside immediately makes you collapse from heatstroke
Tl;Dr Darkity darkity dark dark dark, but like dark chocolate I can’t resist, genuinely great update for those that can ford the waters, a great unintentional birthday gift and masterful balance of story and sauce. Eagerly awaiting .7.