I asked a woman who was wearing a TARDIS dress at a BBW club night if she was bigger on the inside. I was a bit drunk and couldn’t resist. Thankfully she found it funny, and we ended up dating for a few months, but could have failed spectacularly.
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An oldie but a goodie… ‘If sexy was an Oreo, you’d be Double Stuffed!’
ETA: “Do you sleep on your stomach? … May I?”
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