Yesterday I was curious and as one does with curiosity I took to the internet to see what kind of pick-up lines there are for men to use on big gals. To my surprise, there aren’t many! So, I wonder if you guys know of any, have used any, or have made any. This is all just for fun and games, not to be taken seriously or as dating advice.
I’ve come up with a few that I will post in the comments. I figured this would be a fun experiment.
If you have to refer to a person’s weight when flirting, like if they are obviously large and are signalling to see if you’re okay with it, be playful with it! When at a bookstore or a library and on the topic of finding a book, drop the line that you’re “not afraid of a little heavy reading”. That sort of thing
“We don’t have to wait for things to get hot and heavy cause you’re both.” Gender neutral. Came up with it just now but i am sure others have before me.
“This isn’t a beergut, it is a cushion for your forehead.” From a men’s shirt i used to have.
“I have the ‘Dickie do’ award, my belly sticks out further than my Dickie do.” From a men’s shirt i saw online.
“I would take you out for a sweet roll, but you seem to have plenty of sweet rolls yourself. Mind if i nibble.” From a female friend of mine who was dating a chubby guy. But it works for all genders i guess.
" Most girls like beef in a man, but i sure could go for some pork." Same friend. She was good at these.
“My Trainer told me i need to do more weight training. Want to help out and be my weight.” Used on me at a party once. Pretty gender neutral.
“You have a happy trail my tongue could walk on for days.” Aimed at men, made up right now.
“I brought the belly, will you lend me some dance?” Gender neutral. I think i made this one up but it could have been someone else.
“This isn’t a pot belly, it is a fuel tank for a sex machine” From a men’s shirt i saw online.