Be wary of armchairs

So, I was having a good run so far, 400lbs and a bunch of potions and food. then I make the worst mistake of my life. I was in the bar and I decide to sit in the armchair in the room and SAVE. I sit on it for a while before attempting to leave and then… “you struggle to get out of the armchair, but your epic thighs and ample buttocks are wedged tight” I try again, and again, again but alas, I cannot leave, this is my fate. I can’t even crush the chair with a ultra foomph. so before I finish this, I must say this, stay AWAY from armchairs.

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The true 400 pound armchair experience…

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metroid prime has met it’s succesor in the wierd alley

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Thanks for letting me know about this. Seems I forgot to set the break weight on the armchairs at all! A fix will be in the next release.

In the meantime, in debug mode the command:
/=[val1.village.pub.armchair].setMaxMass(180000)
will fix the problem and allow it to break under your weight after your next turn.

It does seem fair: OP’s bum/thighs are over 2’3" (70cm) wide at this point!

It’s not a game I’ve played so I’m curious what you mean.

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Don’t worry, Junji Ito taught me that already.

there was a glitch were if you saved and loaded at a certain spot then you could not progress