With a mild delay and a great deal of rewriting (so much rewriting ;-; ) I humbly present to you the Call of Cthulhu Fattywank rulebook knows as the Color of Fatness. It contains a great myriad of rules and errata with which to enjoy the Horrors whilst also being far too stupidly obese to pose much a threat to them. I’m not good at these long-winded sales pitches, enjoy, sorry if it is a bit rough around the edges.
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