My current character is that of a feral, mute (Not really, he’s just shy) green dragon. The game started off with a mystery potion taking all of my gold, Thuvial nomming a few slimes.
Then something absurdly silly happened.
Alright, so we beat up a bunch of little demons, and Thuvial tried to eat one of the dead ones. Need a…40 somthing check? Can’t quite remember. Anyways, even with a 7d10, still a difficult roll, but you know, go big or go home.
8 1 4 8 3 1 2 - 27
So, not quite. Kinda expected this, so whatever. I go for a different one, gotta beat a 16.
1 3 1 1 4 1 4 - 15
IT was at this point I began to feel like Makoto Naegi and his Ultimate Bad Luck, because seriously, what the fuck. Luckily Masterful’s character came in with a bell rub and let me reroll one of the…four 1’s I rolled.
Things get silly, but things get stupid fun. Pretty soon I get to try out the new vore in combat rules, so wish me luck.