A New life in the Fat Lane - A Joseph Earnwile V Adventure.

Have you tried running it through wine?

Ask her about her favourite snack, those Cozy Cafe Pamphlets might come in handy. Although you may have to do some searching in her room first to get her to accept your treats

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It would be fun to watch another creature running around the campus and make someone fat.

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I don’t know if it works any better on Macs, but using Quest in Wine is a pain in the ass on Linux. Needs a lot of Windows text-to-speech dependencies and still runs slowly, and sometimes refuses to update the window unless you hover over buttons a few times or something similar. For @jcc309, this is the guide for setting up the Quest player under Wine, but you’re on your own figuring if it works on macOS, or even finding a supported version of Wine and winetricks for Macs these days.

There is a web-based Quest player that should work on any browser, but to my knowledge it only works for games hosted on textadventures.co.uk - this game is far too large for that, so it’s not going to be any help.

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Ngl I thought we’d be stuck in a 0.0.6.infinity naming scheme for a bit there, there’s been way too much content added since release for the version numbers to make it look like hotfixes lmao. I see you’re wanting another slow weekend, so please don’t let this force another quick hotfix out, take your time with this.

With that said, insects (I'm funny)
  • The bought six pack of Spite packaging doesn’t recycle
  • You can take the chicken from Stephanie’s buffet but no-one seems to want it, nor can I think of any characters that would. Maybe Imani, but she doesn’t need to be fed to gain so idk
  • Nobody wants the Calzone from Max’s shop
  • The cake holder for Jennie doesn’t disappear once taking all of the slices
  • Jennie’s 4th cake image is missing
  • Liza has repeated images for some stages (e.g. same image for 3 and 5)
  • Liza never leaves her room after Jennie in the gym so her story doesn’t make any sense past there, also can’t ask for her study spot until the stage after you’re prompted to
  • Hannah has options to eat and buy, which don’t do anything (now that would be a twist)
  • You can’t use the mixer or any of the vials
  • Rhian throws an error when looking at her
  • Poppy doesn’t move until going to the buffet, then her path breaks

Bugs that are still here:

  • Sarah still appears at the end of Stephanie’s path whether you’ve fed Sarah or not, still breaks searching Sarah’s bookcase as well
  • Patty Princess can’t be ordered from the phone
  • Jennie’s path breaks when setting up her bed, she acts as if you haven’t just set it up and refuses to eat

Also quick suggestion, the “room trophies” should be placed inside a container you can open/close, with the amount of rooms in the game now they clutter the area quite a lot.

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I’d just like to report what I believe is a small oversight: when searching for porn on the laptop, slob is an option twice.

Weirdly small detail, but is Sparkles an actual girl at the club? I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten repeat images across all the different stages, but she hasn’t shown up. (I also can’t seem to progress Bridgette, despite the advice to watch have some dances and then ask, but I perhaps haven’t explored that fully)

For Bridgette: Watch every dance then speak to her again for a private dance, a new option will show up

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Thank you sir, I’m on it :slight_smile:

WeirdoBeardo89 out!

Yeah, I worked that out, but thank you

Hi there, there are help sections on the discord, for now that is all I am planning on doing myself. If anyone here want to write a guide I will certainly try and find a way to share it :slight_smile:

Sorry I’m new to this website but I had a question about the game. How can I get images to show? I have been going through the game for a bit and nothing is popping up. Any suggestions?

They should pop up whenever you talk to the girls

Specifically, too, if you ‘look’ at the girls.

I am struggling to find where to get food for rose/maria I have an idea of what i need just no idea where to go to get it.

Rose: Raw meat from the butchers, south west from the town square
Maria: Speak to her about each of the girls then the food will appear in their rooms

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ive tried every item in that shop it said no or just didn’t show text or any interaction possibly bugged?

If rose think the meal is too puny you will have to talk to the butcher to get some bigger cuts

Five questions: 1) Where I can get new bed?
2) Where I can take card of membership?
3) How can I use brass key?
4) How can I open a door next to sport field in college?
5) How can I use liquides to Olivias?

I can’t seem to get any new dialog choices from the butcher, is giving rose the ribs the 1st flag if so it doesn’t give me any dialog about so idk what I’m doing wrong.