P*kem*n Lard: A fatty centric P*kem*n region (THE FINAL RELEASE!)

What happened if you catch drunketicist and Anomalorie

chat how do you even get to the dream machine

just go to the backroom in the professor’s lab! it’s a yellow pokeball lying on the floor. you can get any first stage pokemon!

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ive tried man, it says the door is locked

you can only choose that or one of the 3 starters not both

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I didnt know that alr thanks


I was getting to the best part

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Uh, hey? We need some bug fixes.

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The above. ^^^^^^^

The game crashing half the time I Fly is extremely frustrating.

And fixing the Pokedex so it actually does what it’s supposed to, IE telling us where to find pokemon. And the absurd wild pokemon scaling could be adjusted. And the non-existence of wild pokemon beyond the Butter Lake. And the Fuck You lv 95, Nicknamed for confusion, universally Leftovers-holding Elite 4. Did you learn nothing from people getting annoyed/angry over the absurdly over-tuned 1st gym?

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The fly problem has a work around that is a little annoying but doesn’t make you crash while flying.

What you gotta do is if the cursor is in the upper left corner, just hug the very top of the screen and go down after you reached the actual main land mass.
Something about the islands there that cause trouble.

Sorry everyone, but im stuck on the last report. I`ve got the 2 in the apartment tower, and the one in Oss in the southern house. Where is the last one?

You fight the duo at the front desk of the tower, I got my 4th by fighting them twice.

A useful bug, for once.

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so every time I try to look up a pokelards area in the dex, I get a game crashing error

There’s nothing there, so you aren’t “missing” anything. Dev didn’t bother to put location data in the dex.

The crashing is new to me though… granted I didn’t bother on the last foray because I knew the data wasn’t there.


How do I get pass

Hey, I got stuck in the first area. After beating the dude outside of the cave and preparing to head onto the next area, I ran into a boulder saying " I need to beat the first 2 gyms to pass" but the only way (at least that I know of) to get to the 2nd gym is to go through the boulder. Does anyone have any advice on how to pass this?

first pokecenter is also a gym

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where even is that? cause i want to know

Talk to the blob to get pass

The blob say: huy uh you gonna talk to umber or move out of the way?