I just wanna see what the community in general has floating around in their heads when not thinking about eating or cooking. Or, I guess, when they are thinking about specifically that, but kinky.
Here are some of mine, to lead by example:
Pizza-thot similar restaurant with nice waitresses to look at, who get a bit more personal. They get bonuses based on the difference between your weight entering and leaving the restaurant. Not all of them are in it for the money though.
Curse/virus/whatever preventing any weight loss. Also prevents weight gain and starving, but if you eat, the mass directly adds up to your chub, stuck forever. Only water and I mean ONLY water is “safe”.
Schlaraffenland. Basically, the old fable about a large area made of and populated by magic, never spoiling food. Fried chicken fly straight into your mouth, rivers are due to be sued by willy wonka, all surrounded by a near-impenetrable wall of about 10m of cake. Strangely underused concept.
Fun action to weight. Basically, curse happened and now whenever you have an [fun expulsion of liquid], you gain a small bit of weight. Bonus points: Every full pound translates to 1% faster [fun expulsion of liquid], eventually getting too fast.