A pretty bare-bones guide through the game. I would recommend playing the game blind before looking through this guide, since I think the game is a bit less interesting once you know all the answers.
Castle Entrance
Not much to do here, just head North.
Reception
Talk to the receptionist to get the key you need to enter the rest of the castle.
Foyer
Your path upstairs is blocked by a giant spider. You can go north, east or west to go to the elevator, a tunnel and the zoo respectively.
The elevator is there for flavour and to house a mirror for you to see your weight gain, but you can go through the whole game without entering it.
There’s nothing too interesting in the tunnel. There is another room to the east, but you can’t get in there right now.
The Zoo
Take the tiny cage/compliment tree, since it is useful for a puzzle later on. You can also talk to the creature in the medium cage for some cryptic hints, though if you are already reading this then you probably won’t need them.
Giant Cage
Take the bucket. You can eat the cobwebs if you are going for one of the fat endings.
Zoo, again
Turn the tap on and use the bucket on it/fill the bucket with it.
Office
This room is mostly here to characterise one of the demons.
You don’t need to go here at all if you’re going for the slim ending. Otherwise, you can open the drawer to get a stash of sweets.
Foyer, again
Use the bucket of water on the spider to get it out of the way. You can now go upstairs.
Stairs
If you are going for the slim ending, just keep going up to the residential area. Otherwise, go inside the crack in the wall.
Cavern
The spider’s in here, but is pretty much harmless. You can eat through it’s hoard of meats and then leave.
Residential Area
A hub between the dorms to the west and the kitchen to the east. Two guards block your way to the third floor.
If you’re going for the slim ending, you can skip going to the kitchen.
Hallway
This room is just here as buildup to the actual kitchen.
Kitchen
Open the fridge and drink the wine. You will pass out and wind up in the demon Sandra’s Room. From there, go southeast into the dorms.
Dorms
Pi ii hub between the local demons’ îrooms. You only need the ones to the northwest, southeast and southwest to complete the game.
Slimy Room
Open the wardrobe, take Sandra’s badge and wear it. The other clothes are optional.
Messy Room
Turn up the boombox/volume. This will draw the nerdy demon out of her room, which will allow you to go through her things.
Nerdy Room
Open the box, take the costume. Put it on. It can be worn over pretty much everything.
Residential Area, again
The guards will now let you through, but the next puzzle is easier with some items found downstairs.
Hallway, again
With the badge, you can now enter the Torment Chamber.
Torment Chamber
If you’re going for one of the fat endings, you can touch the sphere.
Look at the trash can to see what is inside.
Take the skeletal hand.
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If you touch the sphere you will end up in an empty room with an armchair. Sit down to gain some weight and leave.
Luxury Suites
The eyeless guard blocks your way to the ending. You can either go to the east or west side of the suite or the balcony to the south.
To get past the (technically optional) phases of the guard’s interrogation, shake the tiny cage/compliment tree and then give her the skeletal hand.
East Side
Grab a pillow.
If you are going for a fat ending, you can drink from the chocolate fountain.
West Side
Give the pillow to the dog and get the tiara.
If you’re going for one of the fat endings, you can take some of the sausages from the dog’s mouth and eat them.
Luxury Suite, again
Give the tiara to the guard. In theory, giving her the first two items will lead to dialogue that will point towards needing the tiara but, as with the medium’s hints, it’s kind of redundant if you are reading this.
If you’re going for either the slim ending or the normal fat ending, that’s pretty much it. You go up twice and then the epilogue plays out.
If you want the fattest ending, then there is one extra step.
Reception Hall, again
Speak to the receptionist again and accept her offer to stuff your face. After the cutscene just waddle up to the top of the castle to see the super-secret fatty ending.
