I was inspired by the Body Race thread to make a post about a different shovelware-but-relevant-to-our-interests game that I found a few days ago.
It’s a simple non-infinite autorunner where your only control is sliding the character left or right on a path, collecting or avoiding burgers or cucumbers which respectively cause weight gain and weight loss.
Generally speaking, if the character is too fat, you will fail to cross most obstacles, but some, like balance bars and glass climbing walls, either don’t have a weight limit or will open an alternate path if you’re too heavy. When you cross the finish line, there’s a kind of bonus zone where you sprint to the end and have to collect cucumbers to make it all the way… but, as of now there’s no progression system, no unlocks or rewards or anything, you’ll always go to the next level once you’ve reached the end, so there’s nothing stopping you from just grabbing the big burger that’s usually right next to the end of the bonus.
Ads are frequent, but generally skippable after only 5 seconds. The game is kinda hot garbage, but in my opinion it is hot garbage, if you catch my meaning.