Believe it or not, working backwards from Gigantic to some lower size is in some ways actually harder than making a larger size…
I don’t know when the lower size is going to be available but that’s what I’m prioritizing right now.
Strange Things
In other news, I also wanted to let you guys know about some kind of supernatural occurrence I experienced earlier today.
Whenever I was testing the models, all of a sudden some strange things were happening to me, ain’t no doubt about it. For some reason, my immediate inclination was that it was a demon that infected my Minecraft installation, as opposed to something more likely.
Obviously, my first thought was to buy a Ouija Board to maybe see if I could communicate with it (as you do), and whoever I talked with told me to look on my desktop. On my desktop was a hypothetical .png file seemingly related to the theoretical project I told you guys about. I managed to use one of those converter websites to convert hypothetical .pngs into actual .pngs.
Here’s what it gave me:
From what it seems, this theoretical project seems to be a lot more multi-faceted than a suite of models for an already existing mod. What could it be, though?.. I mean, people are already making a mod, so what could this project be if it’s not a mod?
When I asked the thing in the Ouija Board what any of this meant, it just moved the planchette to L and then O over and over again.
I think it’s mocking me…
I’m going to be hiring an exorcist from Nevada to see what’s going on with my Minecraft installation. He said that many people’s computers are getting infected with demons whenever they go on websites related to deviant interests… Specifically those focused on The Seven Deadly Sins. You know, like Lust… Wrath… Pride… Sloth… Greed… Envy…
I wonder why my computer got infected with demons though… I don’t think I looked at any websites that really had to do with any of those recently. Though for some reason I think I’m forgetting one.
Oh, well.
The next time I make progress on the models I’ll give you guys an update on what the exorcist says along with a picture of how the models are looking thusfar. When I told him the project was theoretical, he told me he was specifically skilled at theoretical things given he himself has a theoretical license to exorcise things, and a theoretical degree in physics. He says he’s the best web-demon exorciser this side of the Mississippi, and if there’s anyone who can get this demon to talk, it’s him. Honestly the platform boots are really selling me on his legitimacy.
I hope everyone knows this is just a tongue and cheek way to tease my next project. Just putting this here so somebody doesn’t sue me.