You’ve been walking around this dungeon for days… it is named “The Fattening Dungeon”, which, while being an obvious name, is very much true. Everything, every corridor, every trap, every spell, every enemy… has seemingly been designed to make you fat.
Eventually, with a good chunk of extra heft now on your once powerful frame, you enter a room. In this room there is three items. However, the room is designed with mechanisms so that when you take one of the three items, the other two are turned to dust immediately. Knowing you can only take one, you decide to think carefully.
Which one do you take?
Do you take:
A) The Tugman’s Tip Toes
Imbued with the power of an ancient strongman, these shoes allow you to stay mobile at higher weights, even if you will still be immobilized eventually. Furthermore, you’re more in control of your heft, and your steps aren’t nearly as loud.
You can hear the sounds of a large man struggling, before the voice fades away once more.
B) Promiseland’s Pop.
Liquifies all food eaten, so while you will still gain weight, digestion becomes MUCH easier, and death by bloating is much less probable because of it.
You feel that this wondrous drink is from a kingdom in prosperity. Or at least, was.
C) The Hail Mary.
A pill, that when digested, makes it so when you become immobilized, there is a 50% chance it does nothing. However, there is also a 50% chance that all your excess weight is sent out in one big blast, killing/destroying EVERYTHING in the room except for you, and bringing you back to your starting weight.
This pill doesn’t offer agility or safety like the others. But it does offer a chance for another shot.
- The Tugman’s Tip Toes
- Promiseland’s Pop
- The Hail Mary
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Not gonna lie, was inspired by @Tag365 's post (Would you rather be a gastromancer or a lipomancer?) to make this lmao, so go check out their post! I also made this because I kinda enjoy seeing fun little questions and “what ifs” like this on the forum, as opposed to just news and whatnot.
With all that said, feel free to share why you picked one over the others, and have a swell day! 