Would you rather be a gastromancer or a lipomancer?

If you lived in a magical world with these concepts, who would you rather be out of these two; a gastromancer who gets their magical power from their stomach digestion, or a lipomancer who gets their magical power from their body fat?

  • Gastromancer.
  • Lipomancer.

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Yesterday I was struck randomly by the possibility of swallowing a casting of Mage Hand and using it to inscribe magical runes on the inside of my stomach, so I think that kinda has made the decision for me? Maybe from a pure fetish perspective I’d prefer to be a lipomancer? But I’m sure I can arrive at whatever fancy lipomantic tricks I want indirectly. Fat and digestion are pretty directly connected after all.

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Well, I’m really fat in real life but my digestion is kinda bad so that was easy for me. XD

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I have to say Gastromancer, simply because I have trouble putting on weight and I want to be casting like it’s nobody’s business
that, and an excuse to be bloated 99% of the time hehehoo

Lipomancer. Dude it would be so badass to be all “Nyeh! You’re fat now!” and run away cackling while twirling a curly mustache.

EDIT: Wait I just realized what it entailed FRICK

Yeah uh… I guess Gastromancer, I don’t really eat a lot but I’m not fat either so at least I would get SOME powers from being a Gastromancer lmao

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So, what do you think is not good about being a Lipomancer that you realized later?

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Thought it meant I could control fat, like make people fat just for fun, realized it meant how fat I was determined how strong I am :sob::sob:

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Gastromancer cuz I have a hard time eating and whatever I can get from lipomancy I can probably get from gastromancy if I find the right spell given digestion is the precursor and heavily connected to the fat anyways, ez