I think only something like a very big klein bottle could handle that much meat.
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I’m gonna give the rest of it, now that I think about it, because, sure, the cock and balls were huge, but, uh.
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Alright. But this is the last time! (Mostly because I am running out of comparisons).
So far, I’ve been looking at diameter, but I’m gonna need to pull in circumference too for this one. C&B should still be the same since they are both measured in either length or width, per the game.
Special Units:
Observable Universe Diameter (OUD): 9.3 x 10^10 light-years
Observable Universe Circumference (OUC): 2.92 x 10^11 light-years
Solar Mass (SM): 1.989 x 10^30 kg (the mass of our Sun)
Milky Way Galaxy: 1.5 x 10^12 SMs
Estimated Mass of Universe (EMU): 1.45×10^53 kg
- The was kind of hard to pin down, as new discoveries are changing the estimation, and I am not an astrophysicist. However, Wikipedia seems good enough for porn
Arms:
- 2.95 x 10^119 ft, OR
- 9.50 x 10^102 light-years, OR
- 3.25 x 10^91 OUCs
Moobs:
- 2.29 x 10^306 lbs, OR
- 1.15 x 10^303 tons (1.04 x 10^303 tonne), OR
- 5.22 x 10^275 times heavier than the sun, OR
- 3.48 x 10^263 times heavier than the Milky Way Galaxy, OR
- 7.17 x 10^252 EMUs
Waist:
- 1.23 x 10^120 ft, OR
- 3.96 x 10^103 light-years, OR
- 1.36 x 10^92 OUCs
Ass:
- 6.17 x 10^306 lbs
- 3.09 x 10^303 (2.80 x 10^303 tonne), OR
- 1.41 x 10^276 times heavier than the sun, OR
- 9.40 x 10^263 times heaver than the Milky Way Galaxy, OR
- 1.93 x 10^253 EMUs
Thighs:
- 6.33 x 10^119 ft, OR
- 2.04 x 10^103 light-years, OR
- 6.99 x 10^91 OUCs
Cock:
- 7.5 x 10^98 ft, OR
- 2.41635552 × 10^82 light-years, OR
- 2.598 * 10^71 OUDs
Balls (each):
- 7.5 x 10^98 ft, OR
- 2.41635552 × 10^82 light-years, OR
- 2.598 * 10^71 OUDs
Tail: (orders of magnitude difference means we can ignore the 1.20 x 10^52 inches)
- 6.84 x 10^66 ft, OR
- 2.20 x 10^50 light-years, OR
- 2.37 x 10^39 OUDs
What does that actually mean, numbers man?
The smallest unit of measure we have before quantum gravity starts messing with our ability to measure is Planck length, which is 1.6 x 10^-35 meters (or 5.25 x 10^-35 ft). An electron is 10 trillion times bigger than Planck length
If we shrunk the observable universe down to Planck length and you proportionally, your waistline would still be 30 orders of magnitude bigger than the (non-shrunk) observable universe. That’s a 1 followed by 29 zeros.
How does is feel to have eaten your way into godhood?
Extra Bits I Found While Researching:
That klein bottle @Glass was talking about? It’s part of a series of compact topological surfaces, which include (and I am not making this up): Boy’s surface, Roman surface, and Dyck’s surface
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That’ll be the last one, I promise, haha. Don’t think I can get him any larger if I could… UNLESS…
But, no, last one, in all honesty - that you bunches for doing them. c:
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How’d you get that big tho???
Pain and suffering. But in seriousness, I don’t remember too well. I think it was abusing the additional curses, using the collection station to abuse money gains, and then using the ‘stuff myself’ option to get SWOLE. And then later on, FAT AS HECK.
And abusing cupcakes in the cobra fight.
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cupcakes? What cupcakes?
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You’re gonna wanna try and “get together” with the cobra at the castle for those.
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Parnash I think they made an update just for you.
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If it is, I’m blushing, haha
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hey! rugermasta has got a poll for the next enemy going on here. theres some really cute fatty options in there i really hope win 
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Does anyone know what abilities each Species has, I know the wolf doesn’t need the translator but that’s it
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So far the differences between species are mostly for your description. The wolf reacts differently for humans vs other species. Also the kobold is more jealous of you if you are a dragon - Unless you are small he’ll think you are a jerk, but if you are a dragon you need to be even smaller
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pretty sure you can become a dragon already though, cuz you can choose species and the choice of being a dragon IS in there.
Maybe you become a Double Dragon: Double Dragon - Wikipedia
How do you choose a species to turn into?
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To transform into another species you need to find the Unholy Hollows. To get there you need to get the Giant Werewolf’s business card which you can get by giving him the moon artifact from the temple. Once you’re at the Unholy Hollows you can either fuck the wolf or the kobold if you have his number and then you will transform into a werewolf or a dragon
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Yo, so there’s a new update out now! [V0.11]
There’s a new fattening spell and some enemies have new fatter battle pictures.
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Haven’t played this one in a while, loving the new content. Keep it up <3
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Great updates as of late. The only thing I would like is if there was some way of retaining a bare minimum of an energy threshold. Something super marginal like 10-15.
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