I found some more female start bits that could stand an edit:
(potential spoilers if you open these up)
“I suppose, more than anything else, I find this therapeutic.”
Half asleep, you struggle to catch Donna’s train of thought. Was there a question? How much did you miss?
“Don’t pretend you haven’t wondered. What’s my motivation? Why come back here each day? What possesses a young woman with plenty of options to willingly choose ‘unpaid blob-man custodian’?”
“Then there’s you – his complete opposite. My shelter from the storm. I think I’m drawn to you because in your own peculiar way, you represent everything he never was. You’re so helpless. So appreciative. You’re predictable, honest and easy-going. From the moment we met, I could see past the daunting trainwreck you were making of your body, because I also saw something that subconsciously put me at ease – the very definition of a man who would be literally incapable of hurting me.”
Part of a conditional?
Paul pointedly ignores her, fixing his attention on Jeff for a moment. “Guinness Records, was it? You’re in the right place. Enjoy! Can you believe I ever wanted to keep this a secret?” His eyes flick back, hungrily anticipating the big event. He mumbles to nobody in particular. ”Any moment, this whore will explode, just like (2 is 2) she deserves. All these years, and justice finally served. Everybody should know about this.”