Some Bullshit - Stuffing Focused RPG Maker Game

Have you ever wanted to escort a ditzy, hungry girl across the world? Well, now you can with:

Some Bullshit

This game contains mostly stuffing with food inflation + burps. Small amounts of weight gain, generally focused on a couple of characters. Roughly 30 hours of game-play has been made depending on how fast you mash that enter key to skip dialogue.

One character is your more standard fighter, however, his companion has been gifted with magical abilities. This magic is fueled by food she eats and digests in combat. She gains skills throughout the story and through your choices in events, you can set her on the path of purity or gluttony - with corresponding rewards. Along the way, you will ski preppy kids, steal bad guys food, market fancy goblin beer, and return some slabs.

Often times you will be presented with choices for a character to steal food or not. As this is a stuffing focused game, YOU WILL BE REWARDED FOR EITHER OPTION, so pick whatever option you think makes the most sense for yourself!

Update 15 - Lantrum War Part 2
So you wanted to continue the story? See how Emmie and the gang beat up EL and save the day? Well great! Because that is exactly what is happening here. This update will conclude the story of the game. All the way to the end baby!

[Some Bullshit v 1.01] Some Bullshit v 1.01

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Some Bullshit by Nerds1

Please see update number 15 to my game containing story content to progress the plot forward!

So what’s new?

  1. The plot is complete! We last left off the gang coming up to the Big Bad’s base of operation intent to stop him before a massive battle takes place! Will they stop him in time? I sure hope so, because if they do, they is certainly be a well deserved reward… If you last left your save with Emmie struggling with a belly on a bench, this is where you will start.

  2. I’ve added a mystery new visitor to Chuck’s charity. To trigger, you need to have helped feed each of the previous girls at least once and Chuck should start the quest to find the last girl. From there, you will get to see the final Chuck content! If you are past the point of no return, don’t worry I have a way for you to go back to see the content after you finish the game.

  3. I’ve added in an extra scene in the fairy cave regarding their storage. If you already have passed that section by and don’t have any saves, no worries, at the end of the game I have a replay viewer for you to use.

  4. A neat little bonus scene where you will see what if the roles were reversed, Clinko writes and Nerds draws. Maybe we should have switched a long time ago…? (No. We should not have.) Viewable at the very end of the game.

Goodness this was a long time coming. This update has way more content then usual, which I hope makes up for the lag in getting it over to you. That’s my excuse and not the Total War Warhammer III and Elden Ring releases which certainly did not help. Either way, I am glad that we are able to get it across the line with as much content as possible!

Clinko, @clinko_clinko, has produced a lot of art. He went all out. Lord Desayn, @thuasluhuall, produced a lot of sprites. He also went all out. I have to say, I can’t blame them. With the end of the game, it felt like a good time to be indulgent. Some Bullshit looks as good as it does thanks to them. Without either two artists we simply would be reading my words and trust me, nobody wants that. If you want to give Clinko a tip for his art, you may do so here! Clinko Clinko | Patreon. From talking with him, this is solely a tip jar for his art, so there will be zero exclusive pay walled content and will let you disable the auto renew if you use it. This is not tied specifically to the game, but appreciation for Clinko’s work across the board.

If you liked his art in the game, why not throw him a bone? For some insane reason, he never charged me anything for the work, so I think he is due some compensation for all the unpaid quality art he made, and continues to make, for all of us to enjoy.

Give them both a round of applause! They have put in hours and hours of work completely unpaid for the love of the game. Honestly dreams to work with too. I ask for something and they get to work.

Of course, a very special thanks to all my testers for helping make the game playable so quickly! Seriously, my beta’s are horrible, spoil stuff, and are very confusing. The game would be nearly unplayable without all your hard work. It might not seem like suffering to you guys reading this, but I am pretty demanding with these betas.

Thanks for everyone’s patience! Please let me know if you run into bugs, the bug testers really tried to find most things before release, but it is very difficult to find all ways that my game can break. Especially with the replay systems.

Lastly, outside the game, I am planning on doing either an art contest with a monetary reward (with all contestants getting put into a gallery of the game), another Q&A game, or both! Let me know if you find either being attractive. There will be some additional post game content + a early game clean up eventually… I am a bit tired of RPG Maker at the moment, but I still have some things that would be fun to add not related to the main story. When that comes not sure if it will be stand alone side quests or baked back into this massive RPG Maker Project.

It’s been a long journey that I started two and a half years ago. I am very glad to come to it’s conclusion.

Thanks, Nerds

Edit 1. Fixed the replay break, some small tileset bugs, and hopefully fixed the final boss eventing if a character is knocked out before the event kicks off


Holiday Special for those that missed it.

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Thanks,
Nerds

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aight this is pretty tight. the writing made me chuckle, and i love ditsy hungry girl dynamic. Emily is great and i like how you managed to make hunger and eating relevant to her character. Ultimately I’m in it for the scenes. I’ve only been doing the glutton route because why the fuck are we even here for otherwise, but im curious to see how the purity route goes and if it scratches any itches. I like how the gluttony route so far has actual consequences and it makes it feel much more immersive. im all in man this is some good stuff.
I did find some bugs but they’re kinda nitpicky. the names on the menu are too long and get obscured by the stats, but i can live with it. sometimes during the scenes where you play as emily there are two portraits of her in the menu, like for the warehouse scene for example. Also in the jail segment, in the dungeon the back wall has no collision and you can just walk right on through.
Im still going through it but I’ve seen enough to know this is pretty great. Im hoping to see more of it!

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Thank you for your feedback. I should probably get to fixing those. A lot of the early game I was new to using RPG Maker, so I would do dumb stuff like instead of switching removing the fighter from the party, I would simply swap his sprite. As it goes on, especially after town/area 3, it gets more complex and hopefully better. Scenes also escalate as time goes on.

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yea i just got past goblintown and im in the mountain area. I really really like the devour ability. im glad to hear that i still have some more to go.

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After you finish the goblin town and you get the certificate, don’t forget you can go back to the previous towns to play a mini game with each bartender there. That will be a long running quest line throughout the game.

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another nitpick bug, sometimes pro tag gets stuck in skiing animation instead of returning to the walking animation. unsure how to replicate. it happened after finding the dead body in the back country and leaving the storehouse after checking the crate. the bug self corrects tho. great music choices man this game has it all. 80s skiing montages, the man in gauze, cute hungry girl, goblin beer, always sunny, a proh tagonist

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aight im done with the glutton run in the demo. fantastic stuff. one last nitpick bug - heading back to other areas after ski town results in constant snowing and wind blowing sfx. can’t wait for the next installment i really enjoyed this. never realized all those hours on ski free would pay off like this
tomorrow im gonna give the pure run a go next and see whats up. gotta be honest tho its gonna be hard to top glutton run as far i’ve seen

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I will admit, right now the purity run is lacking. The main scenes you have for being a good girl are resist eating the towns stolen fish, not eating the warehouse food, and not drinking the bad barrel. Even then, the rewards are very very small for the second two I mentioned. I have some things I plan to implement, especially with the preppy kids food, but it isnt in yet. There is some small dialogue changes as well, but they are indeed small and dont impact that much.

I plan to expand this more for the next update.

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Its… actualy good? Like, realy good, at least for RPG maker game. Of course its a shame that there is no weight gain content, but that is here is good. Jokes mostly land, characters are likeable and they even kinda change trought the course of the story. I espesialy like Pro, how he go from loyal guardian to sick of all this shit. I even dont hate most of the references, that pretty rare
So yeah, its probably first RPG maker game that i look forward to see updated. But name is some bullshit, its kinda dont fit, do you consider to change it?

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Thank you for your kind words!
And yeah the name is something I would say when people asked me what I was doing on rpg maker on steam. I dont know what to call it yet, I will change the name when I do, because it’s pretty bad at the moment.

There will be WG stuff later in existing and new characters, just female though.

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wuh oh found somethin weird during the pure run. i tried to do the marketing event in the fishing town and the minigame didn’t show up. it just went straight to game over. my sequence of events was

  • i got the certificate from the goblins
  • went back to the woodcutting town and did the event there
  • headed to the fishing market and tried to do the event there
  • once the screen faded to black it just cut to protag sayin i didn’t serve anybody and game over screen
    im not really sure whats up with that. hope this helps
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oh shoot another thing. i got the refillable keg and it seems whenever i try to activate it the game tries to load a missing audio file here’s a pic of the bug.

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Aha! Would you believe you were the first person to ever pick that option? Seems everybody always wants poor Emmie to be bad. I’ll go through and fix the bugs soon, thank you for testing. I also think I know what broke the mini game, should be an easy fix

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a picture of me picking the pure optionspicture of me
truly i walk a lonely road

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Holy shiz dude, One of the best RPG maker games on here in a while lol

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This game is off to a great start, having a party member who’s stomach capacity has to be converted into magic and constantly having to refill her is a good game mechanic. Would love to see an overstuffed negative side effect if you have her eat too much, maybe on her next turn she only can only choose digest and nothing else. The only issue I found is I couldn’t figure out the tablet/pillar thing after you break the bridge. No matter how many slimes I had her devour, could never get the second tablet

Hope the devour ability comes back in future updates

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secret candy room? please tell me that is some mess up joke for them…

You have to fight slimes by the slime on the pedestal itself, it was a dumb way I set it up to count kills, that I will probably go back and fix. Sorry about the confusion.

Secret candy room because I couldn’t think of another reason why there would be more food after you just ate/burned down all the guards warehouse supply. But players earned a scene after the boss fight, so it was the best I could do.

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purity run is complete. ski town was completely clean as far as i could tell.
i gotta say tho its nice to see Pro’s softer side to Emmie in the purity run. its nice to see Pro not get mad at every little thing we subject Emmie to. anyway good stuff my man, here’s hopin to your good health! im happy to wait as long as you need for whatever else you got comin down the pipeline! bill murray he point

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