Have you ever wanted to escort a ditzy, hungry girl across the world? Well, now you can with:
This game contains mostly stuffing with food inflation + burps. Small amounts of weight gain, with some more coming in the future. Roughly 11-12 hours of game-play has been made depending on how fast you mash that enter key to skip dialogue.
One character is your more standard fighter, however, his companion has been gifted with magical abilities. This magic is fueled by food she eats and digests in combat. She gains skills throughout the story and through your choices in events, you can set her on the path of purity or gluttony - with corresponding rewards. Along the way, you will ski preppy kids, steal bad guys food, market fancy goblin beer, and return some slabs.
Often times you will be presented with choices for a character to steal food or not. As this is a stuffing focused game, YOU WILL BE REWARDED FOR EITHER OPTION, so pick whatever option you think makes the most sense for yourself!
It is early in development so expect some bugs and please let me know if you run into them.
Hi everyone! It’s been some time since the last update… but we finally got here!
Update 11 - Bad Borked:
The gang has finished their mission to the south sea islands to gather some magical fruit to purge the demon out of Emmie. Not only that, during their time out adventuring the gang managed to capture a high ranking enemy in Lord Wynnsbittle! Now back in the Capital, they can return to the King and report their grand success and implement the plan. What will happen next?
Please see update number 11 to my game containing the next batch of content which progressing the Some Bullshit story forward.
- Chuck has been added! Chuck’s a great guy, you’ll love him. For those playing from a new game, you can run into Chuck very early in the quest. For those reusing their safe files (probably everyone at this point!) no worries, Chuck will be patiently waiting for you in the second town in the game, Schalehafen (you can return there from the Bierbrunnan docks). After you do a little task for him there, you will meet him in other towns, Wippsbruck, and the main square inn in the Capital in that order. I HIGHLY recommend you visit Chuck before continuing the main quest onward. However, he is optional, so it isn’t a requirement.
- A whole major new section of the story has been added! Lots of fun, roughly 2 hours worth of content to play through. Talk to the King or Grand Archivist to start the next section.
- Eloa’s replay and another new one from the new story section has been added in. Look forward to replaying those fun scenes if you have completed the pre requisites.
- For those who are interested, there is an upgraded secret password that will enable some non canon, what-if vore scenes. Only two in the game atm, but there probably will be a few more added. Not into vore? Don’t worry, these are non canon and just for some fun with no gameplay or story impact. You can avoid them without any issue. How to get access: You talk to the Nordenhaven Inn cultist where you entered the first password with Emmie in front. After getting the VIP ticket, talk to him again with Emmie and enter 888888. One of the vore scenes is in the VIP section of the Nordenhaven Club, the other involves a very horny goblin in the Nordenhaven Inn.
A very special thanks to all my testers for helping make the game playable so quickly! Seriously, my beta’s are horrible, spoil stuff, and are very confusing. The game would be nearly unplayable without all your hard work.
Besides the game content I wanted to remark on the 1 year anniversary. I’m a week early, but I don’t think anybody will mind having the game released now rather than later. So this game was a major impact on my life this year in, I believe, a positive way. Kept me busy during Covid and introduced me to many new friends. I was a serial lurker my whole life (fetish wise), not interacting with anyone and just watching from the outside in. While I still like my overall privacy, meeting many new people has been great fun.
I know I thanked him above, but @clinko_clinko really deserves a large shout out here. If anybody were to refer to Some Bullshit as “Nerd’s project” they would be wrong. Instead it is “Nerds and Clinko’s Project” because he has been so instrumental in making this game, he has to be considered a co-creator. Not only the insane amount of high quality art he has made for the game, but he constantly helps me workshop new ideas and story beats. I don’t know where my ideas end and his contributions begin at this point. Give him a big thanks.
@thuasluhuall Also deserves a lot of credit here because he has made this endeavor possible with all new sprites. His new sprites allowed for many ideas to come to fruition that simply would not work without his help. Furthermore, the man sometimes would come up with new ideas himself, make an example and show me, and it was so good I had to put it in. Every time he sends me something I am blown away. Try and guess which sprites fit that description!
A year and 1,750 hours of RPG Maker MV later we are not done with the game. I never thought it would go on this long or get the response it did. I really appreciate everyone for playing and helping me make it a more enjoyable experience. I am hoping to have an update out in a couple of months finishing up the sidequests I didn’t get to for this update (we have some VERY good ideas coming) and then from there we have 2 more story beats and most likely another side quest update. Keep an eye out and thanks for playing!
Edit 1. Several bug fixes like walking on walls and extra events not going away like they should.
Edit 2. A couple more bugs fixed, honestly been awhile since I did the fixing, so I forget what, but consider this the most up to date version.