Some Bullshit - Stuffing Focused RPG Maker Game

Have you ever wanted to escort a ditzy, hungry girl across the world? Well, now you can with:

Some Bullshit

This game contains mostly stuffing with food inflation + burps. Small amounts of weight gain, with some more coming in the future. Roughly 11-12 hours of game-play has been made depending on how fast you mash that enter key to skip dialogue.

One character is your more standard fighter, however, his companion has been gifted with magical abilities. This magic is fueled by food she eats and digests in combat. She gains skills throughout the story and through your choices in events, you can set her on the path of purity or gluttony - with corresponding rewards. Along the way, you will ski preppy kids, steal bad guys food, market fancy goblin beer, and return some slabs.

Often times you will be presented with choices for a character to steal food or not. As this is a stuffing focused game, YOU WILL BE REWARDED FOR EITHER OPTION, so pick whatever option you think makes the most sense for yourself!

It is early in development so expect some bugs and please let me know if you run into them.


Hi everyone! It’s took longer than I expected, but nevertheless, we still made it.

Update 12.5 - Sidequests, Sidequests Sidequests:
Bad Borken may be saved, but everyone knows a town isn’t complete until all the random shit that people want you to do is completed as well. So without further ado, I bring you…

The Capital Sidequest Update. Yeah, I meant to finish Bad Borken, but… other priorities came first. And those priorities took two and a half months to make and I need a break! Don’t worry though, we will be back in town to help out that goblin and baker soon. But we did add a lot of new content!

[Some Bullshit v.121] Some Bullshit v.121

Please see update number 12.5 to my game containing side content to better flesh out the world and characters. No plot moving forward just yet, but we will get there next, I promise!

So what’s new?

  1. Princess Ellie has been having some trouble at home and was hoping a friend could help. Two Ellie related things have been added, one after the other. You will need to have seen 5 replays to start the first one (and one of them needs to have been the stomach replay) and the second follows after that in the princess garden.
  2. In the Capital, a man sits outside the castle gates with a message for Pro. Who could be trying to reach out to the friendless Hero? Pro will be tasked with one of his most daunting challenges yet…
  3. The mob finally has their next task in their ongoing quest chain. They are looking for a legendary wine cache deep within the Kellerwald forest. Sounds familiar… For those interested in Vore, make sure to get the ultra VIP ticket from the Nordenhaven Inn cultist. You talk to the Nordenhaven Inn cultist post mixer quest where you entered the first password with Emmie in front. After getting the VIP ticket, talk to him again with Emmie and enter 888888. For those not interest in vore, don’t worry the quest does not have any unless you have that special ticket. The non vore version is the canon interpretation.
  4. Seems one of the warehouses in the merchant district is having trouble keeping a night guard. If only there was somebody who was not afraid of anything and was trained in guard activity that could help…
  5. For those who have lead Emmie down the path of gluttony, the burping contest returns! After you beat the first one in Bierbrunnan and post Bad Borken, the girl has made her way up to the goblin bar in the Capital. She wants a rematch!
  6. Missed girthquake? Going for a pure run, but still want belch? No idea where to get sugar rush, aka the best move in the game? No worries! After a certain point in the game, the magical fortune teller that lives in the Capital will return. She can help teach moves that are no longer possible to learn, or point you in the direction of moves that are still attainable. She is in the main square, just waiting for a team of three degenerates to walk up to her.

Now with all these new sidequests comes art. A lot of art. Over 35 new pop ups pieces plus tons of new character faces from @clinko_clinko . In addition, @thuasluhuall has made some incredible new sprites and extra surprises. This is a jam packed update dense with content and it’s mostly thanks to them. And I would be remiss if I didn’t mention @Hexalt for helping make the naked faces for the bathhouse scenes when everyone is just wearing a towel!

Of course, a very special thanks to all my testers for helping make the game playable so quickly! Seriously, my beta’s are horrible, spoil stuff, and are very confusing. The game would be nearly unplayable without all your hard work.

Thanks for everyone’s patience! Please let me know if you run into bugs, there will be another patch soon to add in one or two pictures that we couldn’t get to in time.

Edit 1. Bug Fixes
Bug Fix Release:
Fixed several softlocks due to moving events getting stuck on following party members.
Fixed a softlock where in a minigame you would get jumped into a pool of acid.
Added in the missing picture for the one of the new replays.

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aight this is pretty tight. the writing made me chuckle, and i love ditsy hungry girl dynamic. Emily is great and i like how you managed to make hunger and eating relevant to her character. Ultimately I’m in it for the scenes. I’ve only been doing the glutton route because why the fuck are we even here for otherwise, but im curious to see how the purity route goes and if it scratches any itches. I like how the gluttony route so far has actual consequences and it makes it feel much more immersive. im all in man this is some good stuff.
I did find some bugs but they’re kinda nitpicky. the names on the menu are too long and get obscured by the stats, but i can live with it. sometimes during the scenes where you play as emily there are two portraits of her in the menu, like for the warehouse scene for example. Also in the jail segment, in the dungeon the back wall has no collision and you can just walk right on through.
Im still going through it but I’ve seen enough to know this is pretty great. Im hoping to see more of it!

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Thank you for your feedback. I should probably get to fixing those. A lot of the early game I was new to using RPG Maker, so I would do dumb stuff like instead of switching removing the fighter from the party, I would simply swap his sprite. As it goes on, especially after town/area 3, it gets more complex and hopefully better. Scenes also escalate as time goes on.

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yea i just got past goblintown and im in the mountain area. I really really like the devour ability. im glad to hear that i still have some more to go.

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After you finish the goblin town and you get the certificate, don’t forget you can go back to the previous towns to play a mini game with each bartender there. That will be a long running quest line throughout the game.

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another nitpick bug, sometimes pro tag gets stuck in skiing animation instead of returning to the walking animation. unsure how to replicate. it happened after finding the dead body in the back country and leaving the storehouse after checking the crate. the bug self corrects tho. great music choices man this game has it all. 80s skiing montages, the man in gauze, cute hungry girl, goblin beer, always sunny, a proh tagonist

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aight im done with the glutton run in the demo. fantastic stuff. one last nitpick bug - heading back to other areas after ski town results in constant snowing and wind blowing sfx. can’t wait for the next installment i really enjoyed this. never realized all those hours on ski free would pay off like this
tomorrow im gonna give the pure run a go next and see whats up. gotta be honest tho its gonna be hard to top glutton run as far i’ve seen

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I will admit, right now the purity run is lacking. The main scenes you have for being a good girl are resist eating the towns stolen fish, not eating the warehouse food, and not drinking the bad barrel. Even then, the rewards are very very small for the second two I mentioned. I have some things I plan to implement, especially with the preppy kids food, but it isnt in yet. There is some small dialogue changes as well, but they are indeed small and dont impact that much.

I plan to expand this more for the next update.

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Its… actualy good? Like, realy good, at least for RPG maker game. Of course its a shame that there is no weight gain content, but that is here is good. Jokes mostly land, characters are likeable and they even kinda change trought the course of the story. I espesialy like Pro, how he go from loyal guardian to sick of all this shit. I even dont hate most of the references, that pretty rare
So yeah, its probably first RPG maker game that i look forward to see updated. But name is some bullshit, its kinda dont fit, do you consider to change it?

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Thank you for your kind words!
And yeah the name is something I would say when people asked me what I was doing on rpg maker on steam. I dont know what to call it yet, I will change the name when I do, because it’s pretty bad at the moment.

There will be WG stuff later in existing and new characters, just female though.

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wuh oh found somethin weird during the pure run. i tried to do the marketing event in the fishing town and the minigame didn’t show up. it just went straight to game over. my sequence of events was

  • i got the certificate from the goblins
  • went back to the woodcutting town and did the event there
  • headed to the fishing market and tried to do the event there
  • once the screen faded to black it just cut to protag sayin i didn’t serve anybody and game over screen
    im not really sure whats up with that. hope this helps
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oh shoot another thing. i got the refillable keg and it seems whenever i try to activate it the game tries to load a missing audio file here’s a pic of the bug.

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Aha! Would you believe you were the first person to ever pick that option? Seems everybody always wants poor Emmie to be bad. I’ll go through and fix the bugs soon, thank you for testing. I also think I know what broke the mini game, should be an easy fix

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a picture of me picking the pure optionspicture of me
truly i walk a lonely road

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Holy shiz dude, One of the best RPG maker games on here in a while lol

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This game is off to a great start, having a party member who’s stomach capacity has to be converted into magic and constantly having to refill her is a good game mechanic. Would love to see an overstuffed negative side effect if you have her eat too much, maybe on her next turn she only can only choose digest and nothing else. The only issue I found is I couldn’t figure out the tablet/pillar thing after you break the bridge. No matter how many slimes I had her devour, could never get the second tablet

Hope the devour ability comes back in future updates

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secret candy room? please tell me that is some mess up joke for them…

You have to fight slimes by the slime on the pedestal itself, it was a dumb way I set it up to count kills, that I will probably go back and fix. Sorry about the confusion.

Secret candy room because I couldn’t think of another reason why there would be more food after you just ate/burned down all the guards warehouse supply. But players earned a scene after the boss fight, so it was the best I could do.

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purity run is complete. ski town was completely clean as far as i could tell.
i gotta say tho its nice to see Pro’s softer side to Emmie in the purity run. its nice to see Pro not get mad at every little thing we subject Emmie to. anyway good stuff my man, here’s hopin to your good health! im happy to wait as long as you need for whatever else you got comin down the pipeline! bill murray he point

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